Emotionless Teenagers

"Teenagers From Outer Space": If you want to watch a pointless boring movie that is not a product of its time, but rather a dull ongoing movie that you will find yourself dozing off amongst the constant monotone of each actors voice, this is the one. No inflection of actors voices and boy oh boy, there was not one teenager from outer space. Why did the aliens have to be teenagers, they sure didn't look it. I would have preferred Teenagers that were horny and wanted to cause havoc to humanity to grow their only form of meat, lobster. And beware of the giant lobster creature that will grow a million times its size. Whatever, you stupid, stupid movie. HEARING AID OFF

Always Gotta Be Sinister

"Sinister": Alright, I loved the twist from human crimes to supernatural crimes, but come on, why must evil always win. Nowadays, in the movie industry, evil tends to win and there never seems to be a possibility in defeating the evil. Since I love nearly all 80s movies, it seemed that decade was always about the good vs. the bad & the good won, but sometimes temporarily. In this movie, obviously evil wins with no slowing down. However, with a certain tv show that involves the Winchester brothers, evil can almost always be defeated. So in this film, Sam & Dean would have found a way to destroy the evil, why didn't the father do that? HEARING AID OFF

What A Lame Flesh Eater

"Flesh Eater: Revenge of the Living Dead": Oh wow, what a so, like, unoriginal movie. Please note, their fashion and dancing sucked rabbit poop. The flesh eaters always went for the neck, as if vampires, as well as used weapons to kill. The end was the best, the survivors are shot on sight (sound familiar). A 90s lame fest with idiots running about in acres & acres of land only to be attacked by the same couple flesh eaters, only Jason (hockey masked killer) is allowed to do that. Watch this movie only if every zombie movie is erased from existence and human memory. HEARING AID OFF

A Boo Boo

"Yogi Bear": Yeah, I watched Yogi cartoons when I was little and thought this movie hit the spot. It was a fun kid's movie and gave me a few laughs. You know, I couldn't help but think of the neighbor from "The Honeymooners" being Yogi, always did. Did you notice that Mr. Ranger had a very plastic looking face at times. He could have ben a manniquinA pic-a-nic HEARING AID ON. What you say Boo Boo.

Zombies Breaking Me Down

"Redneck Zombies": I could not wait for this movie to end. It was Toxic Avenger zombies. Just whacked out stupidness that dragged on. The best part was the fat man boozing every time with a new bottle each time. HEARING AID OFF

"Z.A. Zombies Anonymous": Finally, I get a zombie winner. Zombies trying to fit in with society. But it was kind of awkward for zombies to eat other zombies, but it was nice watching the beauty in zombies. Give it a swirl people, and you'll find yourself wondering who you would root for. HEARING AID ON

"Breaking Bad." Season 2. Man, what a bummy bummer. There was way too much drama and as my wife pointed out, predictability. It lacked the intensity of season 1, but I will carry on with the next season. Just hoping Walt will get some into some bloody action and do some gang banging. What's up, yo! Yo! HEARING AID OFF

Now onto a touchy one; "The Best Exotic Marigold Hotel": And I am a sucker for love, I have the heart of a poet, b/c I am one. Even these old timers seek love. Man, we all seek it from the moment we get wind of it. But love is different for us all. I teared up when the young Indian couple made a stand and professed their love for one another, then the old Indian man made Sunny's mom recall a similar situation. Ah yes, the things we do for love. I lost my three older brothers due to me falling in love with my wife. My brothers didn't approve of my choice of love (her skin color, & left us to live our lives). I'd do it again and again. This movie's power came from the ability for one to do what one feels is best, regardless of age. HEARING AID ON. Oh, I almost forgot, thank goodness I watched this movie in close captioned. British accents are the worst for me, pretty much inaudible.

Oh My Abe

“Abraham Lincoln vs. Zombies”: Okay, okay, we all know this movie was made b/c of the popular Lincoln movies made and the continuous craze for zombies. Yes, not only has Honest Abe fought the Confederates and vampires, he now goes after zombies. The idea has potential but the zombies and Stonewall sucked. The zombies would fall asleep standing up until someone made noise and poof the damn things would spring to action. Not a very good addition to the zombie lore. Stonewall’s beard and actor both sucked the high hyenas that died forty years ago. But Abe was awesome and loved everything about him: his look, walk, demeanor, and his sling blade, but why on earth have him dumb enough to care for a zombie whore. Sure it added a cool, new dimension to the shot in the theater part of his life, but it was plain dumb and ruined the movie a pinch more. Why can’t people just put it in their heads to take the kill-as-you-go-approach b/c everyone knows the zombie you let leave, kills some innocent hottie. Just like, when one knocks out a psycho killer, don’t slowly creep over the knocked out body, grab an object and smash the skull to tiny wet, dust mite pulps. Just do it. HEARING AID OFF

More Nazi Zombies

“Bloodsucking Nazi Zombies”: A foreign film dubbed in English and boy was that a treat for me. I couldn’t focus on reading lips too much because the English did not match up to the spoken word, therefore my brain could not register what was really being said, so my brain shut down in the paying attention department. Pretty much all I made out was “treasure” and a whole bunch of screams. Too much time focused on travelling, therefore the fast-forward button became really handy. The zombies reminded me of garbage pail kids. It is so amazing that things that slow can be so deadly. There was no bloodsucking, but a whole lotta sucky movie. Wish I could go inside the movie with flashlight so I could see the images better. You guessed it! HEARING AID OFF