“Santa Clause 2”: Toy Santa was a trip. Hoo, hoo, hoooooo!
Or how ‘bout when it drank the hot cocoa super-fast. Everything about the toy
Santa was hilarious. I loved his rant about rules and coal, his face &
smile. Dammit all, Tim was great. I even thought the reindeerspeak was great.
The value of this movie was the scene in the gym, where all the teachers’ inner
child was overwhelmed with Christmas spirit. Ho. Ho. Ho. Get me some of that
hot cocoa. No wait. Coal. Yes! Everyone gets coal. Coal. Coal. Coal. And some
more coal. As adults, we have to remember that the best gifts are not booze and
money, but rather that certain toy or collectible or that always wanted item.
For me, I would rather receive G.I. Joes for Christmas over anything in the
whole wide little Santa world. I’m sure you don’t feel the same, but here is a
holiday shopping tip for you. I hate Giant Eagle because the damn store is
overpriced and fool you into believing that if you spend such amount from its
overpriced aisles, you will get free gas. How much goddamn of your money do you
have to spend to get that free tank. Anyways, I love to do Christmas shopping
at giant beagle for my holiday peeps. I get the points and people get
groceries, booze, gift cards and/or lotto tickets. Keep presents simple for
those outside the nuclear family. But for the inner most loved ones within the
homefront, give ‘em a little bit of everything. Make your gifts have a little
bit of your inner personality. Oh, you don’t need to buy Christmas cards, make
your own. You don’t need to buy wrapping paper; wrap in newspaper or a simple
plastic bag. Everything ends up in the garbage at some point, yes, even the
gifts. Just think: if you gave booze as a gift it will be drunk. If you gave
food for a gift, it will be eaten. If you gave a gift card, THEY can figure out
what they want. If you give lotto, it gives the scratcher a tiny bit of hope
for some cash. Ho. Ho. Ho. Enjoy some hot cocoa and say, “Whoa!” really loud
after each sip. Enjoy, and enjoy the damn holidays, & visualize young Mrs.
Claus naked under her Mrs. Claus robe. Whoa! HEARING AID ON
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