Monday, July 1, 2013

The Oak And A Scooby Snack

“Scooby-Doo! Mystery Incorporated” Season 2, Part 2. Addiction. 13 episodes in 2 days. This new series of Scooby-Doo cannot be topped, maybe, just maybe by the first 2 seasons of the original. Dynomutt & Jonny Quest characters make an appearance. There is even these weird hybrid creatures, in which the queen looks very similar to the alien queen from the Alien movie series. If you have not watched any of this continuing cartoon fun, then you simply lose a great part of your chance to heaven and being a Scooby fan. Even the ending is awesome in which a new adventure will begin in which there will be mystery solving on the road (sound like “Supernatural” tv show? Huh? Huh?). HEARING AID ON

“Last Of The Living”: And the ever endless wave of foreign zombie films in which I cannot make out the accents. Oh, and who cares what the people have to say, the move sucked big chocolate peanuts. HEARING AID OFF

“A Good Day To Die Hard”: Man, it sure would have been better if it was a good day to not watch this movie. I despise sequel movies that have anything to do with a former solo character who tag-teams with a family member or some other reject in an attempt to add a coveted new and adventurous storyline. The only adventure of this movie was trying to read the tiny, extra tiny script for the Russian translations. Did you know, McClane says, “Jesus” a ton way too much? Russians, spies, nukes, millionaires and stupid plots should have died in the script brainstorming session. HEARING AID OFF

“John Dies At The End”: Wha? Wha? Wha? What the fudge is going on in this highly complex tale of a movie. I think I got it. Or maybe not. But does it matter. Not really because there was just way too much being told in a short amount of time. This should have been a tv show, not a 99 minute movie. How come slackers are always heroes now? Nothing against slackers, it just appears slackers fight the good fight with little care as to really saving anything but to get a good rise out of the situation, maybe even to get a girl or a good time in the end. Well, anyways, HEARING AID OFF.

“The Last Stand”: The Oak returns to a star role. Damn was this movie great. Loved the fat-bellied Hispanic man’s attitude about letting it all go and walking away. Funny crap. Sure, I know the movie didn’t do so well in the theaters, but what matters most, is how the movie gave the true Oak fans an action movie from the olden times (80s baby, gotta love the 80s). Even Arnold himself refers to himself, “Old.” However, he comes through to save the day, not because he can or could, but simply because it is what he does. HEARING AID ON

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