Friday, July 12, 2013

Ozfest


“Oz: The Great And Powerful” is a great and powerful movie displaying creativity in connection with the original movie with Dorothy and the ugly damn dog. I simply let myself go and become one with the movie. Loved Franco’s and the green witch’s acting skills. It was a tremendously great trip into an old story and staying true to the roots of the previous film. I just wish there was something of the Tinman. But I bet another movie will be made that tells of how the wrinkled witch finds red sparkly shoes and turns young again. HEARING AID ON. Bully! Oh, movie note: Oz is short for Oscar, how cool b/c my son’s name is Oscar. Speaking of staying true to the roots, someone needs to make a new Friday the 13th movie staying true to the old school Jason. Yes, I’m even talking about Jason X (which I love). So, I propose an idea for a script, of which, if any big shot reads this blog, they can have my idea, as long as they make a new Friday the 13th that has nothing to do with the remake. Script idea: Jason lands in a lake on the new planet Earth and his uber appearance is burned off and what is left is flesh and metal. He rises outta the futuristic lake and murders the victims within the vicinity of the lake, just like old school Jason. After about 45 minutes of attacking and killing, he comes to a research facility and stumbles upon a time machine. Jason punches in some numbers and returns back in time to the 1980s Camp Crystal lake. And in theory, Earth will have 2 Jasons, but let us not divulge in that scenario. C’mon, we, the movie viewers all know the 80s are making a come back, look at all the 80s remakes (word of advice, never remake an Arnold movie, that is sacrilegious) and 80s fashion the young ones are sporting. The end result is a new Friday the 13th movie, the franchise goes back to its slasher days, there is that 80s loving feeling, and the Jason fans of the world will be overwhelmed with so much joy, Hollywood will expand the franchise even more and more and more. Now that is great and powerful.

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