“Children Shouldn’t Play With Dead Things”: Cult clASSic my
butt! Only thing classic about this bore of a gore that put me to sleep and
made me mad that I fought myself to stay awake, was the footage. What I really
wanted to do to was grab my softball bat, walk inside the movie and pummel that
goateed dork. What a whale’s sperm! Oh, I loved those outfits, it reminded me
of a bunch of court jesters parading around the woods being stupid, which is exactly
what happened during the movie. HEARING AID OFF. And I don’t care if this was
an indie film, it can still be buried with the dead that didn’t rise and never
be exhumed ever. EVER!
“The Three Stooges Collection” Vol. 1 (1934-1936): Well,
here it begins, my revisitation of the Stooges, but in chronological order. Amazingly,
I’ve seen them all before and still laughed my balls off. Slapstick humor, love
it. And I made sure my 2 boys that watched it with me, understood the Stooges
hit each other to be funny. I always love it when someone calls them gentleman
and all three look behind them. One tip is that when watching Stooges, not only
do you have to pay attention to the dialogue, but you have to pay attention to
the little things, like crooked swords, background scenery and the clothes
worn. HEARING AID ON
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