March Movies Thus Far

"Battle: Los Angeles": brought me back to my G.I. Joe playing days: good guys vs bad guys. It just had that fun feel to it. I say Retreat? HEARING AID ON!

"Brave": the flaming, disheveled hair was captured nicely, and those three little boys were hilarious during the turkey used as a bear scenes. Was not expecting the mother to turn. HEARING AID ON

"Beetlejuice": Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, ah what is not to love about having Bruce Wayne parade around in a jail striped outfit. Will forever be a HEARING AID ON, especially in the after life.

"Once Upon A Crime": although I found that Boku commercial guy extremely annoying, as always, I love John Candy, which would be absurd to crawl into a suitcase with a dead body. HEARING AID ON.

"The Bing Bang Theory" Season 2: Howard grew on me and his one liners were downright hilarious. Laughs still a-rolling. HEARING AID ON.


"ParaNorman": was such a bummer. Boo for that one. The animation blew donkey balls, so a HEARING AID OFF. Could tell the zombies were giving off the wrong message.

"Aliens in the Attic": got a HEARING AID ON, it threw me back to my years of watching corny kids' movies, but nothing will ever beat the time I spent with my neighborhood buddy watching classics like "My Pet Monster," "Garbage Pail Kids," "Batteries Not Included" and countless others. That blonde dude from the movie who was being controlled was ha-ah-larious; loved the scene when he was repeatedly slapped in the face and ran around with a straight face.

"Father Hood": what a hidden gem to have stumbled upon. Cute, family fun with corky comedy. HEARING AID ON.

"Baby Mama": what a bust. Second time seeing it and it seemed far worse than when I saw it the first time. Didn't like the blonde's facial expression. HEARING AID OFF.

"Love Me Tender": yeah that's right, Elvis' first movie. Sure the lip synching was way off, but the plot was amazing pretty good. HEARING AID ON for the King, even if he was over dramatically shot & died.

"I Love You, Man": still trying to figure out why I gave the movie a HEARING AID ON. Maybe it was the stupid comedy, or the late morning hours when I watched the movie, or was it b/c of the Hulk? I'll never know.

"Defendor": gets a HEARING AID ON simply b/c of the comic book scene, a rack is loaded with G.I. Joe comics: Grandpa asks boy if he can read the title, the boy reads "G ... I ..." & grandpa concludes with a "Joe! It's G.I. Joe. You dummy."

"Legend of the Guardians: The Owls of Ga'Hoole": a movie about owls = dumb, should have left it a book: HEARING AID OFF. 

"The Bad News Bears": (Original), drunken coach, hodgepodge athletes who most likely went to OLMC, what's not to love: HEARING AID ON. 

"Love Potion #9": fun, corky 90s romantic comedy: HEARING AID ON. 

"The Exterminator": hm, ever watch a movie & you want it to end so bad really soon, this one did that for me: HEARING AID OFF.

"Black Swan": wow, Natalie P. was amazing: HEARING AID ON.


"The Big Bang Theory" Season 3: still a funny, funny show. Raj ruled this season. HEARING AID ON.

Never watch "The Bad News Bears in Breaking Training" and "The Bad News Bears Go To Japan" both are simply bad, badder & baddest news: HEARING AID OFF!!!!!!

"Bad News Bears": with Billy Bob, whom I hate, was actually made for this role & was downright convincing. Loved the dude in the wheelchair, especially when he wore an eye patch. HEARING AID ON.

"Friends With Kids": had a unique aspect but rest of it was full of cliches. Didn't care for the actor & actress that played the lead roles. Did like that poop explosion part. HEARING AID OFF.

"The Social Network": got my HEARING AID ON. Believe it or not, at first it was very hard to read the close caption cause the main character talked so fast. I liked how the story was told & I simply love Justin Timberlake as an actor. What you gotta problem with that?

"Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian": had it all: entertainment, humor, action & a hot red head running around in nicely fit tight brown pants: HEARING AID ON. 

How bout this 80s family fun: "Harry and the Hendersons", damn is that so good, bigfoot is awesome & just want to hug & cuddle with the stinky guy: HEARING AID ON.

"Escape from Planet Earth": gets a HEARING AID OFF: another alien cartoon movie & the aliens were ugly, every last bit of them. 

"Jailhouse Rock" the King's third movie gets a HEARING AID ON b/c I liked Elvis' acting & singing. BTW, I could not locate elvis's 2nd movie b/c CPL, CCPL & LPL don't own it: all 3 libraries can suck donkey nuts (& no I'm not gonna purchase it).

"The Expendables": nothing needs to be said but a HEARING AID ON. 

"The Single Girls": well, may those that made this movie rot in a forever boring hell: HEARING AID OFF.

"Brute Corps": damn what a bore, please re-title the movie "Bore Corps", another 70s movie that dragged ass: HEARING AID OFF. 

"Needful Things": gets a HEARING AID ON for 3 reasons: based on Stephen King, good story and devil spent some time in Akron, OH.

HEARING AID ON for season 4 of "The Big Bang Theory"" still funny, but this season the girls shined: Penny, Amy & Bernadette. It took me awhile, but Amy is Blossom Russo, you know, the tv show Blossom & no relation. 

"The Nesting" a hidden 80s horrors flick, not bad at all. Not bad at all. HEARING AID ON.

"Speck": so boring I wish the DVD was a speck of dust & I never saw it: HEARING AID OFF

"The Last Exorcism": damn stupid ending, the camera crew should have left a long time ago, plus Sam & Dean Winchester would have taken care of business (unrelated to movie): HEARING AID OFF

"Zookeeper": shit that was funny, don't know why I waited so long to see it. The interaction between the animals and the main character was awesome and wholesome: HEARING AID ON.

"The Miracle Match" if you have paisanos from St. Louis, World Cup Soccer & beating England, well you will simply always have a HEARING AID ON.

"The Blind Side": received a HEARING AID ON, not only b/c I love football movies, but also for Bullock's sexy butt. 

"Close Encounters of the Third Kind": even though the little boy spoke jibberish and the aliens were rubbery looking, still fabulous entertainment. The most unique aspect of the movie was the communication through music. HEARING AID ON.

"Inspector Gadget": what a big bummer, the cartoon was awesome, but this was plain poop: HEARING AIDD OFF. 

"Mr. Deeds Goes To Town": was not bad at all, it was a pip: HEARING AID ON.

"The Boy in the Striped Pajamas": is a grand portrayal of karma, sad yes, but karma nonetheless: HEARING AID ON. Makes one step back and look into our lives and admire sadly at how much misinformation is upon us all.

"Life As We Know It": allowed me to connect on so many levels, especially on the bad parenting part, so many moments do I look back and shake my head at the shitty things I done & wonder how/why my boys love me so much (at least I think they do): HEARING AID ON. 

"Hall Pass" grew on me, I hate Owen's voice & noise, but luckily I didn't have to hear him cause it was watched on close captioned. How 'bout that scene when the girl sneezes and has butt spray. Gross & funny: HEARING AID ON. 

Ever hear of or see "Eden Log"? Well don't. Due to British accents & my great hearing abilities, I have no idea what anyone said (close captions not available) in the movie, so the plot remains a grand mystery (don't want to look up plot summary to spoil my innerfun of cluelessness). HEARING AID OFF.